After a Friday night of dancing, chilling with my girl, and several ‘hollas’ from my male counterparts, I was really feeling myself. Deciding we were having too much fun to end the night, my girl and I decided to hit up Denny’s.
If you could have seen me walking from my car to the Denny’s entrance (why was I strutting to go into DENNY’S of all places…I’m telling you I was really feeling myself) you would have thought I was about to go in to meet up with my husband I hadn’t seen in six months.
“Hey Boo”, I hear in the distance. Usually I don’t respond to such callings, but I was looking RIGHT and was so deserving of the attention.
“What’s your name?” this young boy yells in my direction. Hmmm, should I waste my time on this kid or should I humor him. Well it is late and it would be fun…
“Lorraine” I replied in my most sultry voice I always give an alias if I’m not really interested.
Don’t walk to fast; yet not too slow. Walk it out Tammi, walk – it – out…
“Where are you going, ma?” he yells, as I’m walking across the parking lot.
“Same place you’re going, bout to get me a milkshake” I reply over my shoulder.
Cause mmmyyyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and that’s right its betta than your…That’s fresh Tammi; just don’t trip while trying to cross this street…and switch those hips, show him whatcha working wit…
“Why are you answering for her?” the boy looks at me with confusion as he points to my girl…
As I pick my face and my ego off the floor, I walk into Denny’s and ate a BIG SLICE of pie…
HAHAHA !!!! aweee thats A SHAME ! And I bet that was the BEST peice of pie u’ve eaten too… Tammi You deserved the Holla ! but you spokeee way too soon, pay attention to detail lol He wasnt even looking at you. This is Funny ! a good read
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Hahaaa…Awwwwwwwwwwwww..that was funny.
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OMG!!! Too funny,Tammi! I bet you actually heard the song playing in your head while you were switching! Girl, been there and done that!
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DAAAYYYYYUUMMMMM!!!! You still one of the baddest girl LMAO!!
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Funniest thing I read 2day RT @TammiLorraine:LADIES:Is this just me or has it happened to you b4? http://tinyurl.com/ye2dryf “My Milkshake”
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Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha! RT @TammiLorraine:LADIES:Is this just me or has it happened to you b4? http://tinyurl.com/ye2dryf “My Milkshake”
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Hahahahahahahaha!i lyk that.
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Awwwww! Tammi! LOL!
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